This jerk isn't a good (w)rapper. Yet.....

I tried my hand at making these things -
D to the U to the M-PL-INGS.

Pork, cabbage, ginger, soy,
garlic, scallions, sesame, oh boy!

In the wrapper the meatballs went,
I tried to wrap 'em like 50 Cent.

But the little folds were hard to make,
Real asian hands are what it takes?

A quick steam on cabbage and they're done,
That's how I made these dumplings, son!

Word, jerks!